I hope we all know that I am anything but perfect, but what do my parents expect? A perfect child. Yeah I get it I'm the oldest but doesn't that mean I should get more freedom than my younger brother? I mean when he was eight he got a BB gun I was eleven at the time and asking for an iPod, wanna know what I got? I got clothes. I don't need any more clothes parents! I need a way to contact the outside world, to be able to connect with friends and other random people.

I guess I get where my mom comes from at why I shouldn't have a phone, but come on! If I am still communicating with people through email, I may have issues when I'm older. I'm not going to lie, but I know how to use my parents' phones better than they do. For goodness sake, my mom is still learning how to use her laptop, which is like from the 18th century it's so slow. I mean I've seen a Window's laptop start up faster than that thing.

Don't worry I'm not hating on Window's, but my friends got this Android and it's crazy slow. I think I've seen a Galapagos Tortoise go faster than it. But no offense to Android's either, personally I don't even have a phone (yet) so I'm still back in the stone ages, where you have to go see the person you want to talk to. *lays down dramatically* why is life so hard? Where is thy easiness? I wishith to be lazy!

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